Funny & Cruel

We're lethal together. He's cruel (don't even get me started) and I'm funny in a weirdo sarcastic kind of way. But I can be cruel too, like how I keep a picture of him from a couple of years ago under my pillow (wait for it) so if I ever wake up and get bored in the middle of the night I can just take the picture out and laugh at him! But he can be funny too, his strange male sense of humour cheers me up most days and I think he's the only reason I actually don't jump off a bridge (it has crossed my mind thousands of times). But it's fun this game of love trying to make each other angry and jealous so you know their still nuts on you and making each other laugh just so you know the other person hasn't turned into the devils spawn!

I remember all the other guys I used to like. The one before boyfriend I was friends with until a few days ago when he decided that if he was going to wait for me and boyfriend to break up he would be waiting forever and has now deleted me from memory. Well good riddens!

And the one before that who I thought was Romeo but as soon as he found out I liked him ran for the hills faster than you could say "Run, Forest run!". I'm happy that I have someone who doesn't make me rethink the way I look in such a way that I feel suicidal and who is just as messed up, freakish and sick as me!


A wonderful thing love is! (Well most of the time)

xxxx